Ralphie wants only one thing for Christmas: An Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action 200-shot Range Model Air Rifle. A Christmas Story The Musical is the hilarious account of Ralphie’s desperate quest to ensure that this most perfect of gifts ends up under his tree this Christmas. Based on the classic 1983 movie that has become a holiday tradition, A Christmas Story The Musical captures holiday wonder with such deliciously wicked wit that it is sure to delight children and grown-ups alike! A stop at Jones Dairy Farm on the way to the show. Register/Refund by December 3. Depart & Return from the Sugar Grove Campus.